Scatolodge

Being scatalogical (i.e. Pooping) and it gets stuck midway.

When I had scatolodge I didn't know if I should keep pushing or try to readmit my load.

by The person of america June 6, 2014

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

scatcuck

When your fettish is playing with your own poop while watching your partner fucking someone else.

Man, that dude David is into some weird shit. I heard he was a scatcuck.

by MynamewastakensoItookthisone February 17, 2017

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

Scatbag

Someone who is extremely messy. They leave mess wherever they go and never clean up after them self.

Person 1: Oh My Gosh that person is such a scatbag!
Person 2: What?
Person1: She’s super messy, she found a rotting banana peel in her bag last week.

Person 2: Yeah, she’s definitely a scatbag.

by noticeboard May 11, 2018

scatter monkey

Someone who is off their head on meth who goes out the front of their own or someone elses house and does stupid stuff normal people dont like weeding with a chicken bone or painting the mailbox with shoe polish at 2am in the morning. Etc

Check out the scatter monkey digging for treasue out front of that joint and then picking at their face to bits.

by Wbff May 12, 2018