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Spongebob Squarepants 

The only post-90's children's cartoon that's actually decent to watch.
Kid: Daddy, why can't I watch any cartoons?

Dad: Because son, everything they show today is jusr garbage that's gonna turn you into a mindless buffoon.

Kid: But what about Spongebob Squarepants? Does that mean I can't watch that too?

Dad: *watches episode of spongebob* Hmm, this show is actually pretty funny. Alright son, you can watch this.
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sponge bob square pants 

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork
sponge bob square pants by brit August 17, 2003

Love Square 

Involves one girl who has a crush on all three guys. Vice Versa.
"Theresa, which of the three guys in your love square are you hanging out with today?!"
Love Square by jdsflsjd February 4, 2009

SQUARE BEAR 

A man with no friends and labelled as a weirdo. Often bullied by they're nieces
Oh uncle Dave, your such a square bear.....
SQUARE BEAR by Elliemaiiii1234 July 24, 2016

Nigger Square

A move/blockade in connect four in which you block red chips with a shitload of black chips.
I pulled a nigger square on you in connect four and won. BITCH!!!!!
Nigger Square by NicMacs August 8, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants 

If you really think about it, it's a very sexual referenced.
spongebob squarepants

They live in bikini bottom.

his neighbor is squidward tenticals which sounds like testicals.

sandy cheeks sounds like she has sand in her ass.

he works at the crusty crab.

they eat crabby pattys.

plankton works at the chum bucket.

the ocean is called the goo lagoon. lol

balls squared and uncocked 

Extremely frustrated and angry like a man with four testicles and no penis; can't release the frustration the normal way so you're looking for other outlets

variations: 'eggs cornered with no rooster' and 'four squared and uncocked'

"Stay out of Nelson's way. You're already on his shit list and he's got his balls squared and uncocked."