Scooting

When a dog sits and pulls itself around with its front legs in an effort to scratch an itchy butt hole. It's an act that is often unexpected and hilarious (if it's not on your rug.)

Nancy - "Do you like our new carpet?"
Thomas - "You're so brave to install white carp-HAHA, Muffin is totally scooting by the chair!"
Nancy - "MUFFIN! NOO!"

by Douglas Bubbletrousers September 26, 2008

scorn

Noun:
What one feels toward something or somebody despicable or worthless; contempt or disgust, the feeling that somebody is vile or a nuisance.

Verb:
To snub somebody, to treat them with disdain.

To scoff at somebody, to express disdain.

To reject, rebuff.

Michele Bachmann and her husband are regarded with scorn by the LGBT community.

Carmen scorned Julio as he begged her to come back to him; she'd had enough of him leeching off of her.

by Lorelili August 4, 2011

Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend'

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.

Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Scots

The natives of Scotland,can be applied as anything of or from Scotland
The Alternative and older usage of Scottish
never to be substituted with the much hated term scotch unless you are referring to Whisky

The Scots are a great race
Scots is a language
Mary Queen of Scots
Scotsman never Scottishman

by The Earl of Carrick June 22, 2006

scopey

School children of a certain age liked to use the word spastic or more commonly spaz as a term of abuse for other children. The Spastic Society, a UK charity, became aware of this and changed their name to Scope. A scopey is hence a byword for spaz.

That chap is a wee bit scopey.

by Patboy July 17, 2005

nigger scoop

to leave a little bit of milk or juice in the fridge for someone else but it's not enough to consider an entire serving.

how 'bout dont nigger scoop me on the ice cream, bitch. take the extra spoonfull.

by no-do-gooder August 25, 2006

ScoMo

A baby boomer who tries to be hip and with it by getting diggity-down with the cool kid's lingo, cause he thinks he ain't no square. Still thinks nifty is an appropriate term. Only speaks in three-word slogans. Someone who wants to be hashtag-able, but T-Rex types. Is actually wickedly out-of-touch and cringe-worthy. A total n00b.

"Did you see that boomer on TV talking about Pokemon Go and Snapchatting?"

"Yeah, that guy is a real ScoMo."

by eyeSharingan June 1, 2018