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doing science

When someone is on the phone, texting or are otherwise occupied whilst their friends are in the same room having a conversation. Much like the common internet meme with the picture of the nerd reading a book while a girl is pressing her tits up against him, there is a caption that reads "GTFO BITCH, IM DOING SCIENCE". In this instance the nerd is doing science
Steve: Hey did you see that band play last night?
Bruce: No, how wehere they?
Steve: they were fucking awesome!
Rob: *off in the corner texting his girlfriend
Bruce: Wow, Rob needs to stop doing science and actually enjoy his friends!

doing science
by NicronomiconExMortis January 30, 2012
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AP Computer Science

A programming class that also emphasizes object-oriented programming methods, algorithms, and problem solving. Also you try to learn something useful but your teacher leaves half-way through the semester, so your old Computer Programming teach with zero experience takes over and helps in no way possible. You try your best to pass but no matter what, you're going to fail.
Jacob: You do the AP Computer Science homework?

Kyle: Haha what homework?

Nick: Why even do it? No one is passing with this goof teaching the class.
by nobrows April 28, 2017
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Bill Nye the Science Fry

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE FRY

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Scientific Principle

Scientific principles are general rules that are followed while doing science or rules that nature tends to follow.
Scientific Principle Examples
The Principle of Least Time a.k.a. Fermat's Principle which states that "light travels between two given points along the path of shortest time."

The principle of cause and effect which states that in order for something to happen there must be an underlying cause or is contingent.

Archimedes Principle: the buoyant force on an object is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by that object

Examples where principles guide peoples actions would be: making sure all your hypotheses are testable and falsifiable (as opposed to unfalsifiable claims, see Russell's Teapot)
by Tibriel August 26, 2017
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scientific consensus

Translation from scientist to normal person speak: We honestly have no fucking idea.

Sometimes, even scientists don't know what's going on. At times like that they tend to act like everyone else, which is that they assume the most popular idea must be correct. Unfortunately, this is sophistry, not science.
Dr John Snow, I am tired of your incessant prattling about Cholera being a water-born disease! There is a scientific consensus that it is spread by a miasma and that is final!
by Korgmeister March 21, 2005
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scientify

scientify verb transitive (science + suffix ify, from Latin -ficare and -facere, to make or do) - to make smth more scientific, to subject to scientific views, rules and concepts.
He has tried hard to scientify his paper, but it still remains a provocative essay rather than a consistent argument.

She has scientified her diet and as a result got a distaste for food.
by Mikhail Epstein November 9, 2003
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crazy scientist blah

The Crazy Scientist blah is a Blah man that Predicts that the world will crash into the sun in FIVE SECONDs. this is found in the Demented Cartoon Movie.
person A: what are you up to Professor blah (crazy scientist blah)?
Crazy Scientist Blah: well, i just figured out that the world is going to crash into the sun in five seconds.
by Hailey June 19, 2006
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