Root

A little gremlin with massive eyes, who is also known as a juliet. You can also use Rupert to describe her.

You’re such a root

by Alongside June 26, 2023

Root

Slang for sex, or quicky

Guy: Wanna have a root
Girl: fuckin oath

by Walzer August 2, 2018

Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.

1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."

by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025

Roots Hipster

A type of hipster that is typically interested in traditional folk and country music, with the emphasis being traditional! They tend to show a disdain for indie folk and related genres which they claim only corrupt the genre's purity. Also Roots Hipsters tend dress in clothes that were popular at the turn of the 20th century in the style of the day as opposed to the so called individualistic twists of regular hipsters. In conclusion Roots Hipsters tend to dislike regular hipsters because their belief that regular hipsters don't know what real culture is and couldn't appreciate it if they did.

Johnny " Hey did you hear, Mumford and Sons is coming to town? You should take Joe, he's a total hipster." Sam " Don't you know, Mumford and Sons is for stupid people who don't understand what real folk culture is." Sam walks away puts on his derby hat and begins listening to some Old Time Mountain Music. Sam is a Roots Hipster

by ZS95 March 5, 2015

The square root of pi

it is not pi

person 1: what is the square root of pi
person 2: not pi

by minecart November 20, 2021

Drink root-beer day

On this day I drink root-beer

Girl 1: it is drink root-beer day

by Loveygirl06 December 15, 2019

Rooted

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.

- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."

by OG_Roottender February 4, 2022