Vomit Rod

When you go down on some guy hammered drunk, and then you vomit all over his rod.

I had a little bit too much to drink, vomited all over his rod, and then I fooled around with his vomit rod...

by glowsticks May 6, 2014

red rod

The term used describe your penis which hurts from a "beating of the meat " session.

Linda: "What's wrong Jim? You got blue balls ?"
Jim: "No Linda, I have a red rod and it's really buttering my biscuits."

by Captain Anxiety December 29, 2018

Rob the Rod

One Bad Ass Mother Fucker

OH DAYUMMM!!! ROB has a ROD!!!! He shoudl call himself Rob the Rod!!!1

by casabonita65 October 16, 2008

Broad with a rod

A Tom boy; a girl who acts like a guy

Wow, she's definitely a broad with a rod!

by Steelerfreak2011 September 7, 2012

Proverbial Push-Rod

Penis.

I fucked her in the arse with my proverbial push-rod.

by omniscient87 August 1, 2012

holding my clutch rod

When a young lady's glove box is overflowing and she is in need of assistance

I ended up holding my clutch rod at the side of a motorway

by jamspoon December 18, 2015

Fart-Rod

Someone who farts in public. Derived from a guy named Penrod. He fared in public. He is now fart-rod.

"I was over getting a drink from the keg, and i swear Jamo pulled a fart-rod. Dirty prick-ass Red Sox fan..."

by CoorsLightEMU April 20, 2003