the rod

A name commonly given to ex-porn stars who later on become junior unix system administrators. A person with the ability to burp and fart on demand.

"Hello, may I please speak with The Rod". "Wow - so big - you must be The Rod". In Rod we Thrust

by Daniel Leroux October 9, 2003

ROD

Ride Or Die
A dependable person, someone that you can depend on and who is always there for you when you need them to be there for you.

'Dude, you are literally my ROD/ R.O.D. you are literally like the absolute best'

by Sage H October 14, 2018

rodded

When someone dominates another in any way, shape or form. Same thing as getting Owned.

Sarah got rodded hard by Brandon last night.

by B-Ran February 27, 2005

Rod

A Rod is a man who is first-rate. Although he sometimes takes a little while to get to know, that is part of his charm and he is worth it. He will be someone you desire as a friend for life. Rods are thoughtful, protective, kind, always ready to help. They are an amazing combination of sensitivity and strength. They are great listeners. Family is extremely important. Never arrogant or proud, wisdom and humbleness are his key traits. Attractive on the inside and out. Rods possess a great sense of humor (mixed with an ornery teasing side) and can make you laugh until your sides hurt. If have found a Rod, handle with care. You have found a needle in a haystack - a treasure of infinite worth.

You found a Rod? You should be so lucky!

by mtbow June 19, 2013

A-Rod

A-Rod is a mathematical equation with an improbable answer.

Zero big postseason hits + zero winning seasons in Texas + one improved record by Texas when he left + zero American League championships + zero World Series trophies = 25 million dollars.

A-Rod just earned more money while you were reading this sentence than you're going to make all year.

by whitemale_98 January 4, 2005

Rod

Hot road construction leader from the concept "Featuring: the Signhumans"
His sign is a Road Work Ahead sign with MUTCD code W20-1
I love him and you should too

"I just looked at one picture of Rod and I am instantly in love with him <3"

by inRodWeTrust November 27, 2022

A-Rod

The act of admitting to doing something wrong only after you have been totally busted.

Also known as 'pulling an A-Rod'.

by MichaelMcD February 10, 2009