Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

Read Aloud

Something so stupid that teachers do. Everyone leaves.

Someone: What is so boring for you
Also Someone: ReAd AlOuD

by mlpnkobjivhiuvh October 16, 2020

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

lol

If you are reading this your gay as fuck

by semen eater 43 March 29, 2022

Reading between the lines

When you’re alternative between reading a book and doing lines of cocaine.

Guy 1: “I was reading between the lines yesterday. Nothing goes better than a good book and some top quality cocaine.”
Guy 2: “Heck yeah dude. What were you reading?”
Guy 1:

by FukuyamaRespecter September 4, 2023

Read Bassler

A super omega cutie. He does really gay things in sports like volleyball that annoy the hell outta you, but a real good player nevertheless. His mom has an omega-gyatt, but he never admits it. Also likes to go to the gym, and play basketball cuz he’s a basketball tryhard. Also hums really loudly in the back of class, not knowing it.

“You see that guy over there? He’s a real Read Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025