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redneck mimosa 

A bud lite with and orange slice
“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”

redneck layaway 

The act of storing or hiding an item at a store that you can’t afford at the moment so that you can come back and purchase them later.
Person 1: “That things pretty expensive. You sure you want to buy it right now?”

Person 2: “Nah, I’ll just do a redneck layaway.”

Redneck VCR 

When someone uses a camera to film or photograph another screen instead of transferring the image properly. E.g. using a phone to film the TV, or to take photos of photos displayed on another phone. Usually done by people without the knowledge of how to transfer files.
Mate- that vid looks shit- did you Redneck VCR that?

Good job dumbass- why didn’t you use air-drop instead of Redneck VCR?

Redneck Protein Shake 

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"

"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."

Redneck wrestling match 

Makeing a makeshift wrestling area by pulling all the mattresses of the beds in a cabin.
Isaac:"Where did you get that bruise?"
Luke:"I was in a Redneck wrestling match!"

Redneck Canada 

“Hey I heard John lives in Redneck Canada now.”
“You mean Alaska?”
Redneck Canada by Luck7_mushroom September 26, 2020