redneck thunder

(noun) When you think you hear thunder but you see no lightning and realize that it was just the engine of a large jacked-up truck. This happens commonly in the south.

(hears crackling sound) "Whoa!" "We should get out of the pool man, it must be storming. "

"Nah man, it's just redneck thunder, a bunch of people are headed to the mud bog. "

"Ah ok, we're fine then."

by guyinredshirt June 27, 2014

redneck mimosa

A bud lite with and orange slice

“Can I get a redneck mimosa?”

by Hammer_tango May 22, 2018

redneck friday

When you take lunch break and never return to work

Today is redneck Friday, I'm taking lunch and not's comin back.

by red neck friday January 23, 2015

Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)

i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

by Robert Rene April 5, 2016

redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.

We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas

by Lelouche September 22, 2007

Redneck Rave

Rave in which large amounts of truck sluts, daddies money trucks, sluts in Boots, desperate girls that act drunk but really aren't and annoying city folk come to rub mud on their face and brag about how "Kountry" they are.

You see all dem truck sluts at redneck rave.

by ballsackpenisfucklick November 13, 2016

A redneck reunion

When many members of the same family have an orgy

My cousins came over and we had a redneck reunion

by Matts a mud cracker November 28, 2016