meat purse

A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.

Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?

by DrSmooth June 5, 2005

prison purse

The b-hole, anus, a-hole especially when used for smuggling purposes.

Be careful if you smoke Chacos cigs. He keeps them in his prison purse.

by Cowboyboot July 31, 2011

pulverizer

Jacking off at hyper speed with a finger in your ass.

Yesterday was terrible, I forgot to wash my hands after a pulverizer and my finger stunk all night.

by BreakerOneNine May 8, 2010

Pulled a PJ

When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.

Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Dolan: Where?
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.

by Fav February 13, 2008

Pulled a Conan

The act of hurting oneself while performing a stunt on a late night show. Comes from the october, 2009 incident where Conan O'brien fell hitting the back of his head as he was performing a skit with guest Terri Hatcher. A few days later, Jay Leno Pulled a Conan by banging his head during the taping of a show. He did say, however, that he would've rather Pulled a Letterman.

Dude, I didn't notice that banana peel, totally Pulled a Conan.

Pimp: What's wrong with your head?
Hooker: Pulled a Conan last night after that chinese trick!

by DoriMoose October 9, 2009

pulled a franzen

when some one does something incredibly douchey, (or makes you throw up a little).

D- "hey i heard about what happened, u ok?"
C- "ya but i mean like who does that? That's suck a dick move"
D- "yupp, he definately pulled a franzen"
C- "haha! yea he makes me wanna puke"

by whatafuckindick September 25, 2010

Duffel purse

A duffel purse is a large usually humongous purse (e.g. TNA and lulu bags) which requires a longer time to search for specific items due to the size. Duffel purse are made out of leather or canvas, mainly carrier by females or homosexuals with or without pride.

Used to carry the following items makeup, tampons, a book, smaller purses, mirrors, credit cards, lotion and etc.
Can be used for carrying bowling balls, human heads, kitchen sinks, stargate. All of which can summed up in one word a fuckload

the Security guards required to see I.D. and the woman spent a lengthy amount of time trying to locate the card purse that contained her I.D. through a fuckload of shit in her duffel purse.

by NaFurious June 10, 2010