prochoke

It's a weiner that's short and skinny and you choke on it..

Cody powell has a prochoke

by Hackenbruger June 25, 2016

Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

procrastinception

Looking up the definition of procrastination in order to procrastinate.

"I didn't finish my paper yesterday because of all the procrastinception I did"

by Dreez March 9, 2017

procrastineating

when one eats an amount of food disproportionate to their body weight for the main purpose of avoiding work that needs to be done

mom: billy why did you get a C on the math test
billy: oh not much mom, i was just procrastineating the night before sorry mom

by wrongwaywilson October 24, 2017

procrastistructuring

Verb. (Also: procrastastucturing.) A behaviour, common with engineering or computer science students, where a person spends their time making their work look better instead of actually making it do the bloody thing it's supposed to.

"I totally spent all of yesterday procrastistructuring my code."
"Does it work?"
"Of course not, but it looks great!"

by 0xFFFFFFFF November 22, 2017

Procrasturbate

When there is a task you must do but you decide to procrastinate and go masturbate instead.

1. I have to go buy more milk but I’m going to procrasturbate first.
2. Procrastination is like masturbation.... the only person you’re fucking is yourself.

by GarAssNigga December 6, 2017