Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.

Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010

text my phone

Text me on imessage/text messages. (Rather than texting/talking on a social media if you ate not on wifi and dont want to waste data)

Hey! Text my phone!

by sparklydiamond August 17, 2017

Phone Herpes

What happens when you somehow smash the screen of your cellphone and the pixels get all fucked up in a certain area. Pretty soon the fucked-up pixels spread to the entire screen; kinda like herpes.

My friend's little brother left his cell phone in the back pocket of his skinny jeans and sat on it. It now has Phone Herpes.

by SufferingxArtist October 23, 2008

phonelet

word describing new generation of iphones or smart phones that are larger than a phone but smaller than a tablet pc.

Corkey couldn't wait to be the first cool boy in the office to have a phonelet.

by ShadeyHillRanch May 26, 2010

Loner phone

The replacement phone you receive when you send your normal phone to the company to fix it.

"Hey, dude whatsup?"
"Not much, my iPhone broke so I got a loner phone."
"I see."
"Loner phones suck!"

by sam34 March 26, 2009

phone bitch

girl who does not pick up the phone or rejects incoming calls

She's a phone bitch and has the nerve to deny it.

by flatbush July 24, 2007

Phone Retarded

It means that you have absolutely no clue how to use a phone.....for example;
A.You never have it on
B.You never use it
C.You take forever to get back to someone w/ it
D+.Basically anything that impedes on those trying to reach you

DUDE!!!! YOU are seriously phone retarded. You are not even deserving to have one.

by DC_93 April 26, 2012