put a smile on his face

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.

Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

put my doc's on

1. poop

There's a guy I work with that goes poo probably about 5 times a day. He always wears doc martins and whenever you walk in to the restroom, you can see his doc's underneath in the stall.

I ate mexican food for lunch; I'll see you in 30 minutes. I got to put my doc's on

by anonymous_TX January 3, 2008

put a d--k in it!

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.

Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"

by crazykidcarlson91 May 18, 2011

put together

A slang term used to explain that someone has either been taken advantage of or ripped off or has been made to look foolish.

You paid 150 dollars for a fake Rolex? And you knew it was fake? You just got put together!

by erGONOMic May 18, 2008

put your pimp hand down

Lay down the law, be aggressive

Your girl wants you to stay at home but your bros want you to come out to the tity club so they say "put your pimp hand down"

by G_style November 18, 2009

Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

Put the candle back!

Used in the movie Young Frankenstein when Dr. Frankenstein uncovers a secret passage by removing a candle, and then shouts this to the woman holding the candle.

Frankenstein: "Hand me that candle there, will you?"
Assistant: *hands candle*
Frankenstein:"What is th-WOAH"
Assistant: Are you okay Doctor?
Frankenstein: "PUT THE CANDLE BACK!"

by Latke Boi March 30, 2017