Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder 

A mental illness characterized by sudden flashbacks of highly disturbing exchanges that occurred between yourself and a toxic “ex” whom you cannot help but think of as an insufferable asshole.

Of course there are some very specific triggers that can and do cause me to realize I suffer with some degree of Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder!

Posttraumatic Asshole Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder 

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder (PAUD) is a disease that can accure after prolonged exposure to content involving the popular 2018 video game "Among Us".
About 30% of people that have been in contact with memes or videos from this game get this disease.
Victims of this disease have traumatic flashbacks everytime they hear one of these phrases:
"Among Us", "Suspicious", "Sus", "Sussy", "Amongus"
In extremely severe cases even hearing "Us" is enough to elicit a response.
After hearing one of these phrases the patient can sometimes get emotionally unstable, go insane, mumble said phrase multiple times, or sometimes in extreme cases, even experience a stroke.
There is currently no cure for this disorder and therapeutic treatment has little to no effect.

we have to decide this matter among us.
you are looking kind of suspicious.
you have Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder too? that's kinda sus.

(extreme example that causes severe symptoms)
when the impostor is sus.

Posttraumatic Among Us Disorder by Among Us Mental Patient June 2, 2021

Post Edge 

A term used either by 1) people that still live by the straight edge principles, but don't identify with the label or the scene anymore or 2) by people that used to be straight edge, but now drink, but still relate to the music, the message and the aesthetics.

She used to be all about straight edge, but now she has started reading Derrida and is totally post edge.

Post Edge by staringintothesun October 24, 2022

pixie post 

a strange german concoction most oftenly seen in large t-shirts, old fashioned cardigans and pixie boots. prefered method of transport is a pink bicycle. maybe her n mikey d shud form a club. i will slash her tyres!!!

pixie post, pixie post, her sense of fashion is so lost, but nonetheless we luv her so, that crazy old german hoe!

pixie post by elves are so five minutes ago October 14, 2005

contraceptive posterchild 

A person that exists solely to remind us of the importance of birth control. Lacking essential components i.e. spine and balls.

Wilson is a gutless sack of shit. Fuckin' contraceptive posterchild.

contraceptive posterchild by Holloway11b June 29, 2010

Mile Post Club 

Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).

1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.

Mile Post Club by Lumberjack93 May 26, 2011