chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

over-pooped

Similar to over-slept but instead of a delicious sleep making you late, a delicious lengthy poop makes you late. Or some times agonizing constipation, or high- fiber poo. Whatever the case, you have to call in late because you were "delayed" "held up in traffic" etc. Your family and closest friends know the truth.

MAN ON TOILET: "Honey , please call my boss. Tell him I'll be 15 minutes late. I'm held up in traffic."
WIFE: "Looks like you OVER-POOPED again."

by Tupac Insecure April 14, 2014

juice pooped

A classier way of saying, "Peeing out of my ass" aka diarrhea aka what happens after bubble guts aka soup belly aka what happens when white people eat Indian food aka the Hershey squirts.

Amanda is not coming over because she juice pooped.

by Anal Angst May 16, 2016

pooner

A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

poomer

a shaved vagina

I just love girls with poomers!

by Anonymous February 8, 2003

jalepeno poopers

A huge case of diahherea after eating spicy foods.

Michael went to taco bell and got jalepeno poopers.

These jalepeno poopers make my ass feel live lava.

by Thugz-Bunny March 24, 2009

poopcrotch

A purple and green weed that grows on the ground near your mailbox or curb.

poopcrotch is known for bringing luck when put in your pants.

Because poopcrotch is in season, I picked some from around my mailbox and put it in my pants for luck.

by ebesoul September 26, 2007