Ass-pipe

A person with their head firmly entrenched in their rectum. Frequently doling out misinformation and refusing to admit when wrong. A combination of asshole and asshat

That professor is an ass-pipe. He was wrong on several points and refused to listen to differing opinions.

by Irish619 December 3, 2010

pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion

Gay man.

There goes Tarquin. I hear he is a pirate of the pooh pipe persuasion.

by spam javelin June 11, 2003

trans-alaskan pipeline

Where someone shits into a condom, freezes it, then uses it as a dildo.

I gave your mom the good-ol' trans-alaskan pipeline last night!

by actionjacksonak August 31, 2006

Alaskan Pipeliner

When a guy takes a shit and puts it in the freezer and the girl uses it as a dildo.

Jill was feeling quite randy while Buck was away at camp. Luckily Buck left her an Alaskan Pipeliner in the freezer.

by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

lay pipe

To have sex or bone.

I really have to lay some pipe!

by caesar December 9, 2003

pipe

a device used for the smoking of tobacco. not only is the pipe the best method for tobacco consumption, it serves as a magical bond between all pipe smokers past and present. the pipe allows the smoker to summon any of the powers held by other pipe smokers, like the intelligence of Albert Einstein. pipes also smell and taste great, are a great way to relax, and are irresistible to women.

"i forgot to study for my physics final, but i smoked a pipe and aced it!"

by Curtsie January 9, 2009

rock pipe

A rock pipe is a glass pipe used to smoke the pure smokable form of cocaine also known as crack

Man that was a huge rock that we smoked out of that rock pipe

by the don of all dons July 24, 2006