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one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.
(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!
by Interjekt October 26, 2015
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A fat one

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Bash one in

(Verb) This is the female equivalent. A slang term used for masturbating.
"I really enjoyed Magic Mike. It was great to get home, enjoy a nice hot bath and bash one in."
by wellfancythat September 8, 2018
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epic one

Ok, so basically, an epic one is this really chill, kind, legit, confident, talented, epic, brilliant, funny, legendary person who is just the best possible human being ever. They are rare and wonderful, take care of them, you may only find one in your life time. I would know, I'm the "epicone" I know.
Dude: Pretty damn awesome person over there.
Other dude: You could say she's an epic one.
by _epicone_ March 26, 2017
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brobie one

One's best friend. The broest of bros. An individual that is above all other friends due to their like mindedness and awesomeness.
One's brobie one is always a reflection of oneself.
by MentallyChillOne July 6, 2017
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the silent one

A person who is somewhat quiet and speaks when they feel like it or need to. They are not much of a introvert or extrovert but they are very calm or Mellow and yet they are very successful.

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¨ Youŕe a person who does not feel that they are too out there in the crowd nor do you feel too lonely or shy. so you are the Silent One ¨
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Hatch One

A pleasant and more socially acceptable way to announce that you need to take a big ole shit.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you will pardon me for just a few moments. I need to hatch one and will be back in about five.
by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017
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