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ohhhh neillll

used in the comedy series 'the inbetweeners' by Neil Sutherland's father Kevin.
'ohhhh neillll i really think you should be revising'
by euan0617 September 6, 2020
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neil young

Neil Youngs sperm is the most valuable resource in the world and it needs to be harvested.
by Allen Fick August 1, 2007
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Neil

Neil is when you pretend to have an illness to stay off school and play xbox all day, the worst case of Neil is by Neil who took over a month off to play Cod: Black Ops. Anyone who has Neil should be stoned to death by HankBadger
Me(Legend)"whats wrong with Neil?"
HankBadger(Dick)" He's Got A Bad Case Of The Neil, Going To Have Stone Him."
Lois"OWWWW!"
by KillaKydawgMasterMix December 8, 2010
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Nine Inch Nails

So this fag named Trent Reznor is worshipped as a music god bescause he can "sing" the gay "OMG they are so deep and emotional and penetrating LAWLZ, I <3 T.R. 4 Lyfe "lyrics some corporation (probably Virgin Records or RCA) wrote for him and tells him to sing. He is the Ashley Simpson of industrial rock or whatever the fuck his gay music is called. Its not heavy, its not metal, its just plain shit. Who cares if he can play the keyboard and yell and scream and throw temper tantrums on stage, Trent Reznor is just a fag who does drugs, sucks the dick of the singer of pearl jam and supposedly writes songs about profound topics, but they are all really about how badly he misses getting raped by his drunk uncles. Now he is worshipped by mall goths who cant like a band unless they have at least two of that bands shirts in black from hot topic.
NIN fan #1: OMG i luv Trent Reznor, i want to suck his dick

NIN fan #2: oh god yes i want to suck his dick too

NIN fan #1: im so upset, my dad didnt have buttsex with me
last night

NIN fan #2: WTF man, liek thats so unfair, report him dewd

NIN fan #1: well i did get to suck his cum from my brothers ass, and he knows that turns me on so badly

NIN fan #2: oh, man that turns me on too, lets listen to som trapt cuz we are underground and kvlt as fux

NIN fan #1: fuck yeah, were so angsty and mysterious and dark, nobody can decipher how we feel because they are busy reading our sweet hot topic shirts with a sarcastic slogan on the front

NIN fan #2: i got it, im going to take a shit, freeze it and use it as a dildo on you while we listen to our super deep and emotional and underground NIN records

NIN fan #1: way ahead of ya brahski, you want my green poop from last night or the peanut crunch?

NINE INCH NAILS FUCKING SUCK
by Reginald Q. Niggerton December 14, 2008
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neil diamond

A pop singer/songwriter who had his 15 seconds of fame but whose career has now entered a downward spiral of kitschy, over the top, self parody. His slavish fans continue to attest to his awsomeness and are deserving of pity.
I can't believe Angie and Lloyd shelled out 75 bucks apiece for Neil Diamond tickets. What a pair of pathetic dweebs.
by Peugeotjoker May 22, 2005
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Neil

Sexy charming funny but the biggest creep u evr met
u hate him n love him at the same time, its hard to explain but its just how you feel
Neil<3:);)
NEIL!
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neisha

kinda weird has a crush on a lot of guys but wont admit it
she likes 10 guys shes obvisly a neisha
by Lani198 November 29, 2017
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