Moist Potato

Moist: When a female becomes sexually aroused.
Potato: A person who is brainless and unaware of anything.

Moist Potato: A sexually aroused brainless girl.

Person1: Hey, I think that girl likes you.
Person2: Yeah, but she’s a moist potato.

by trollmeat January 2, 2018

Moid

Mentally inadequate person. A simpleton.

Person 1: How do you hold a baby?
Person 2: Not by its neck, you moid!

by M McGraw February 22, 2003

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee October 20, 2008

Moisperant

To be moist. Not quite sweaty, but not dry. To perspire a trivial amount.

That large coffee gave me the caffeine buzz. I'm feeling moisperant.

by Red Osprey February 2, 2010

moisturizing star

A woman with a heavenly body that quenches any man's deepest thirst without breaking a sweat.

Movie actress and comedy sensation Lauren Francesca is a moisturizing star.

by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011

MOIST'TINA

Someone who is really moist, quite a loser, sad, and just generally a joke.

that person is such a moist'tina

by bhybgt May 16, 2011

Moivrephobia

Excessive fear of nearing the number one. Derived from the notion of the root of unity as a complex number as postulated by French mathematician Baberaham de Moivre.

Those people have such a moivrephobia. Now they released a version of their code that is 0.9988. Why can't they just hit one?

by Baxter12 January 10, 2012