mass extinction

What we're causing.

It's been stated that there is a mass extinction going on right now and us humans are causing it.

by Dubiks December 1, 2018

Anal Massage

An imaginary, relaxing, cleansing act involving one's anus. It is a misnomer for Sodomy, or prison rape.

"Remember when you're in jail, Bubba isn't trying to give you an 'anal massage'."

by QuestionMarc August 14, 2009

Courteous Mass

A group of people who ride bicycles together while obeying traffic laws, and showing common polite behavior for roadway travel. Similar to "critical mass", only with a positive attitude, pleasant phrases, and very little spitting. Examples include the Bike Party in San Jose, CA, and the Maroon Bike Project Courteous Mass in College Station, TX, and many other polite group bicycle rides in other cities.

Bicyclist: "Hello there! We'll be coming down the road on your right side. Thank you for noticing us. Happy Friday! It's Courteous Mass!"

Motorist: "Hello! Happy Friday to you too! What a nice group of people riding bicycles together. Such a lovely activity! I'll gladly share the public road with them anytime!"

by orangek July 22, 2011

Soldier massage

The popular practice in the marines where one man massages another man with his unshaven testicles

Colter Craig enjoyed a soldier massage by his fellow Montana recruit in preparation for basic training.

by Catfart406 June 26, 2016

Weapon of Mass Dissent

1. A person who breaks away and stands out from the crowd
2. Someone who has 0 respect for Authority
3. Someone who distrusts the Media and the Government
4. Truth Seeker
5. An excellent Poem by Warrior-Poet VivaChe

When the reporter decided to grow balls and ask the President some REAL questions, he showed everyone that he was a Weapon of Mass Dissent, not just some pansy-ass.

by Morpheus July 30, 2004

Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger

A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010