Morpheus's definitions

luelinks

If Jesus was a website, he would be LUElinks. Well, without the messy crucifixion.

I would fuck LUElinks if I could.

by morpheus March 8, 2005

Elbot

A internet user who has had Elbot as his nickname since 10 years of age, long before the annoying internet chat robot was even thought up. Deep down he's a nice, merely misunderstood by many. A loner.

Elbot has defamed elbot.com on several occasions for using his name.

by Morpheus November 21, 2004

Ner

An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.

Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"

by morpheus October 18, 2003

Swallows

When something is awful beyond sucking (as in the word sucks isn't powerful enough to describe how bad it was) then the item or action in question swallows.

Person A : Man, BattleField Earth sucked hard.
Person B: It was beyond sucking, it swallowed.
Person C: Yes, sticking forks in my eyes for half an hour would've been more enjoyable.

by morpheus June 16, 2005

Weapon of Mass Dissent

1. A person who breaks away and stands out from the crowd
2. Someone who has 0 respect for Authority
3. Someone who distrusts the Media and the Government
4. Truth Seeker
5. An excellent Poem by Warrior-Poet VivaChe

When the reporter decided to grow balls and ask the President some REAL questions, he showed everyone that he was a Weapon of Mass Dissent, not just some pansy-ass.

by Morpheus July 30, 2004

dots

Another name for the game where you have a bunch of dots on a piece of paper and you and your opponent take turns trying to make squares, one line at a time.
Also called squares

I've always wanted to play strip dots, but no one ever wants to play with me. Maybe I should start hanging with more girls.

by Morpheus August 2, 2004

whats the frequency, kenneth?

A phrase that was used by a random insane guy that he repeated over and over again as he beat up Dan Rather. Now it's basically used as an exclamation whenever something insane happens and people over-react to it.

"HOLY SHIT! MY CAT JUST FELL OFF MY ROOF AND KILLED MY GRANDMA!"-Guy 1
"HOLY SHIT"-Guy 2
"OMG! WTF! WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH!"-Nihilist

by Morpheus August 3, 2004