dirty mile 

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.

Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!

dirty mile by Meowsy777 April 2, 2020

Malespin

The act of grabbing one's unit at the base and swinging it in a circular motion.

That kid was up there giving himself a malespin instead of working.

Malespin by JoeNavy February 26, 2008

magoo mile 

n. The ultimate spectacle of sporting fortitude. It is a race consisting of 5 parts.
1)Smoke a bowl or a blunt
2)Drink a 40 oz beer
3)Run a mile
4)Eat a pint of ice cream
5)Go to a crowded place and recieve 10 personalized autographs.
First person to finish all the items in that order is the winner.

The magoo mile is the real man's sport, if you have any balls, you'll do one tomorrow.

magoo mile by Mowgli and Badu November 8, 2005

Quarter Mile 

The distance you speed through to show what your car is made of

My car ran the quarter mile in under 10 seconds

Quarter Mile by D_r3v January 27, 2012

mile high blumpkin 

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

mile high blumpkin by high performance 5 December 1, 2011

mile high firefly

When you take that last hit of some weed and burning embers fly into your throat burning the back of the throat for hours.

"UGKK!" -Me
"Pipe shit on you? What up yo?" -Homie
"Yeah, but worse. Throat burn, yo. Mile high fireflys!" -Me
"Haha!" -Homie

mile high firefly by Mud E York May 23, 2013

Mikesexual

Mikesexuals are people who are of interest/Attracted to Mike Perez

(Not.funnymike03)

I’m mikesexual because I am attracted to Mike Perez 😩😩😩😩😩

Mikesexual by Bigboypants March 11, 2021