Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.

Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."

by darein July 21, 2011

Midlo Ho

A girl from Midlothian, VA where the girls are guaranteed to come easy and sleazy ;)

Signs she's from Midlo:
1. facebook "chats" you, often saying "hey you're really hot"
2. responds to you doing #1 to her
3. doesn't know you well but because you said she's pretty she gives you her numbers to "text her later"
4. sends you "pics" via phone or email
5. hits on you at the river
6. flirts persistently even if you have a gf
and so on

"yo man i fucked that chick insert female name last night"

"wait...dude. i did too"

"then she went back to her boyfriend's place"

"lol. must be from Midlo."

"ha she was. gotta love those Midlo Hos.

by aceiojalwkefjoaij June 28, 2010

Milfbait

Milfbait: someone under the consenting age who is attractive and has a child

that girl is only 15 and has a kid, that makes her a milfbait

by AbelTrock December 25, 2010

midfing

Quick way to express your dislike for something or somebody in your email or blog.

In response to somebody asking you to show up at a 6:00 AM meeting- you might send back the one word response "midfing".

by EricR May 9, 2006

milf

milf is used as the term: man i love fajitas!

MILF!

by fuckthemfajitas September 28, 2010

milfeltoe

MILF + Cameltoe = Milfeltoe

Middle aged women in Yoga pants rock some serious milfeltoe

by bobdowCA February 23, 2012

milfecta

A threesome with two attractive mothers otherwise known as milfs.

l had a milfecta with those two chicks from the bar last night. It was awesome!

by CriminalCapone And Edian October 18, 2012