Midget Black-Man

Used to describe a black male of short stature.

The midget black-man was an excellent comedian.

by TrickDev September 15, 2021

Faux Midget

A person of small stature but outwardly normal appearance who you notice has an unusually small body part that would be consistent with the overall size of a dwarf or midget.

Whoa, I figured Steve was just a bit of a shortass but when he had to use both hands to pick up that beer I realised he's actually a faux midget.

by TheUrbanBard July 2, 2014

Dick on a midget

A good 7 inches on a midget. Meaning slightly taller than a midget.

If you are short yet not on midget status, you got a dick on a midget!

by Alaina Joy December 1, 2010

stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

muscle midget

A person of short stature who also happens to have an abnormally large and disproportionate muscular build. Muscle midgets are not to be confused with a typical dwarf or little person, but are still much shorter than the average person of their gender. For males, their maximum height is 5'6". Muscle midgets are known to have excessive muscular builds because they are extremely self-conscious of their height, which is also known as a Napoleon complex. The usual traits of a muscle midget include a loud speaking voice, the constant need to be seen or heard, irrational excuses for failures, a total lack of a sense of humor, a desire to dominate others in both social and physical respects, and all around douchebaggery. Because of their abrasive natures, muscle midgets are widely despised by others. They also have tiny dicks and wear too much cologne.

"Why is Jeff so obnoxious and aggressive towards me?"
"Because he's a muscle midget."

by T-Bone508 September 18, 2013

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008