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Mattress Move

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
by laxislife19 December 18, 2008
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mattress dominoes

a prank performed with mattresses and human beings lined up in a row and tipped over, causing an awesome chain reaction of falling mattresses
Our spring-break challenge is to do mattress dominoes all the way across Golden Gate Bridge.

dude we did mattress dominos in the dorm last night so awsome chek it on youtube
by kiph55 June 20, 2009
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mattress encostment

Something you put on a mattress to encase it which is more expensive that it needs to be, often sold under false pretense as a prevention of a problem when a simpler more cost effective solution would have the same benefits.
Sorry I can't party in Vegas I got bitten on the mattress encostments and my card is maxed out
by BedBugBeware April 2, 2011
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matter of psychology (mop)

unfair competition in a spelling bee between Harold and Donata because Harold hears more voices in his head and can answer quicker.
You and me
in a spelling bee
moments of uncertainty
a matter of psychology (mop)
by Krkič October 8, 2020
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Masterson

The best rapper ever extremely underrated and goated with the sauce.
Masterson is the greatest rapper ever and has a huge cock.
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dozen matter

Does not matter, of no concern or consequence
Dozen matter what you wear, slongas you are there.
by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008
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Femboys Matter

The world needs to soon realize that femboys matter, because we are same species of people: Human.
by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020
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