lemme have chicken and broc...whoop (asian ate the broccoli faster than a speeding bullet with his chopsticks)
woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
woah he's like a jedi chopstick master...which was coined by andrew
by darejar March 9, 2008
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Mastard
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by webmaster July 22, 2004
Get the sass master mug.Someone who could be classified as retarded, yet still possesses enough knowledge to make others believe he is capable of difficult tasks, thus creating suffering from his ineptitude.
Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Typically encountered in the workplace, MacTards can be dangerous and unpredictable. Unlike someone who is merely retarded and familiar with their limitations, MacTards have great confidence in their ability.
Nick: “We both just got fired for letting Pete put the books away?"
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
Dave: "How?"
Nick: “Somehow while putting them on the shelves he ended up lighting our office on fire.”
Dave: “I told you not to leave those matches and oily rags down there around that MacTard.”
by Louisiana Gold January 20, 2009
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A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.
The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.
A common cause of mastarvation is camping or staying in a hotel with other people.
The ejaculation after mastarvation is euphoric.
Bro! after camping for 2 weeks I was suffering serious mastarvation. When I got home I jumped straight onto porn and had a euphoric wank.
by Regular_Terrestrial September 2, 2011
Get the mastarvation mug.The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.
1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!
by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008
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The guy at the print shop must be mactarded because he had no idea how to how to extract the image from the .zip file I sent.
by seanik March 24, 2010
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