MILF Dyke

A mature woman with sons that came out of the closet and lives as a lesbian.

"Cameron became a MILF Dyke after her affair with Lía, her daughter's best friend"

by Krashito September 14, 2016

MILF Milk

milk ur mom makes

ur mom meks gud MILF milk

by youngthug6969 June 19, 2018

_milf_s

_milf_s is a hot and sexy mf that uploads the most funniest tiktoks in the world

hey have you heard of _milf_s?

no
YOURE MISSING OUT

by DYDHDH July 11, 2021

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

MILF Helmet

The growing long of ones hair in order to secure a sexual encounter with a MILF. A practice usually undertaken by sexually frustrated Frenchmen.

Richard Hammond sports a fine MILF helmet (even though he's not French).

by Orange sailor October 19, 2011

Milf Milker

A man who is attracted to lactating moms, because he is obsessed with drinking breast milk straight from the tap.

"Why's he hooking up with her?... she just someone else's kid about a month ago."

" Didn't you know?... Bobby's a real Milf Milker."

by C-Money666 January 12, 2020

milf man

Someone who is extremely obsess with hunting mothers and devotes his life into thinking he can get any whether online or real life.

Scape Clone2 is a milf man because he devotes his life on getting MILFs in a popular MMO game called RuneScape! If you see this kid, don't let him near your MOM!!

by Tokenss January 25, 2009