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Malese Dale

A person extremely socialy awkward. Natural habitat contains re-runs of the office while eating a whole sleeve of oreos.
Dude you see that Malese Dale?
Nah bro where?! O wait now I see it what the fuckkkkk
by woahhhhnelly October 10, 2012
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Mile deep club

The hardest of all the "mile clubs" to get into, to get in, you have to have sex in a submarine, a submersible, or a bathysphere.
Richard: FUCK YEA!
Mike: what?
Richard: I'm now a member of the mile deep club!
Mike: what the hell is that?
Richard: Its like the mile high club, except you have to have sex in a submarine.
by Dr_dude January 10, 2015
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low mileage

by Jeff Gawrys October 9, 2003
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marlboro milds

A brand of cigarettes that was introduced in 1999, milds are a bold medium tasteed cigarette with a hint of menthol. Usually purchased in an attractive blue white and silver hardpack, milds are most always the cigarette of choice of champions and badasses.
Pete - hey Josh, what are you smokin?

Josh- Smooth and relaxing Marlboro Milds Pete, why do you ask?

Pete - Because im looking for a cigarette that a badass would smoke. Since you are a total and complete badass, i figured i would ask you.

Josh - Are you going to start smoking?

Pete - No, but if i ever do, i wanted to make the right choice.

Josh - Good Job.
by The Amazing Flying Pandaskin November 1, 2007
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Green Mile

Something you say when you're heading towards the inevitable. Usually either impending pain or doom awaits you. Intended to be humorous, or as a reminder that others have suffered worse and you now join their ranks.

The Green Mile was a short walk prisoners had to walk before facing execution. To say "Walking the Green Mile" was a way to tell other prisoners that you wouldn't be coming back from where the guards were taking you.
"Walking the Green Mile, better get right with Jesus."

Little Tommy said "Walking the Green Mile." when they called him to the principal's office.

Goobs said "Walking the Green Mile." as he approached the restroom after a 5 day pizza binge.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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The Mile High Club

Having sexual intercourse of any type inside and airplane. Usually considered to take place in the lavatory.
Follow me into the bathroom big boy and we'll join the mile high club. http://www.themilehighspy.com/content.html
by The Mile High Spy October 16, 2008
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dirty mile

When you have a gang bang and swollow so much cum you get the shits and run down the road for a mile screaming this is the dirty mile whilst shitting out gallons of baby juice.
Did you hear about Jennifer last night she had a gang band and proceeded to do the dirty mile!
by Meowsy777 April 2, 2020
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