maths magician

Someone who is good at maths

Leroy: Yo Bob, what's 300,000 ÷ 8?
Bob: 37,500.
Leroy: Wow Bob, you're a maths magician!

by vanderplonk October 3, 2007

Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020

sex math

Sex is like maths

Sex math It goes dick + pussy then pussy - dick then the cum will ÷ and you'll hope you don't ×

by FallenShai December 26, 2020

can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.

It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!

by Ace and Deuce November 28, 2005

spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.

Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"

by School wizzard March 22, 2017

Jamo math

Mathematical equation based on Jameson whom is the most illogical human alive.

Xbox is better than PlayStation. “That’s stupid, NO that’s Jamo Math”

by G4AllDay January 16, 2022

Math Fetish

Sexual attraction to people who know math

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"

by POTUS Official May 8, 2023