i wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted

A way to describe a girl who may not be the hottest chick around but is still pretty good, can also describe an object which does the job

Dude 1: So what do u think of lisa?
Dude 2: I mean I wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted but I'd probably go her sister

by smaxta August 13, 2007

Kicked In

1) The moment when drugs, ingested earlier, finally start working.

1) "Woah, these Mushrooms just kicked in! Shooot! I am tripping!"
2) "I will get started on my work as soon as this Coffee kicks in."

by SynthDaddy December 16, 2005

The Hobo Kicker

A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.

When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.

by der_good_citizen_der_NY April 27, 2009

You wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

A way of emphasising when a woman is increidbly attractive as cheesy doritos not only leave crumbs but also stink up the place.

Jessica Alba you wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating cheesy doritos

by Elburno January 27, 2008

April 14 ( kick balls )

National kick balls day. This is the day girls get back at boys for slapping our ass.

April 14 ( kick balls ) your allowed to kick with your foot on a boys balls

by Hit that April 11, 2019

kicking the bucket

Dying. Ending up dead. Turning into a corpse.

My uncle John ended up kicking the bucket last week, have to go to his shitty funeral tomorrow.

by Jackledead October 28, 2013

kick and giggle

noun: a game played by fairies also known as AFL, or Australian Rules Football. This so-called “Australian” rules code is in fact completely ignored by more than half of Australia.

verb: the act of playing AFL. Typically, a game of AFL begins with grown men poking and prodding each other, then slapping a ball from the air. After this, a player takes possession and must kick or hand pass while avoiding another grown who is chasing him around the field. After he kick or hand passes, it is customary for a player to giggle like a schoolgirl; this can happen in a variety of pitches (frequencies) from “barely discernible to a cat” all the way to “just discernible to an infant human”; this is called a disposal. If the other team takes possession it is called a turnover, and they must then follow the same process. Following this, the process is repeated about 1000 times on each side. Teams score for getting the ball in between the posts and also for missing. The team with the highest score wins. Kick and giggle is televised on “Channel 7” and “FOX Footy” with most games occurring on a weekend and public holidays and some games occurring of an evening.

NOUN:
“I wonder what is on channel 7 today”

“It’s a weekend they have kick and giggle on all day”

VERB:
“I can kick and giggle”

“I didn’t know you liked AFL”

by JaxCrackers June 13, 2018