keeping it real

the act of being yourself, usually by buying and wearing shit that everyone else has.

Wearing all this expensive brand name shit assures that I'm keeping it real.

by Laird December 9, 2003

Keep sawing wood

To persevere despite the boring and difficult nature of a long project.

That new kid in accounting will just keep sawing wood. With a work ethic like that, he's going to straight to the top of this company!

by IndySparkPlug January 11, 2011

just keep swimming

The title of the infamous annoying song from the movie "Finding Nemo." You repeat it over and over until you piss everyone off.

"Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming! What do you do? We swim, swim. Ho ho ho ho! I love to swim! When you want to swim..."

by Alyssa January 23, 2004

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

Zoo Keeper

1.A man that macks on dat monkey
2.A man that chirps at dem bitches

Duuuuuuuuu, fam, you such a zoo keeper, when you funna throw dat monkey a banana?!

by Sammy 4ster February 3, 2007

crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

by Ted monster March 7, 2015

Dirty keely

During the act of sex, whilst in doggy style. You spit in her ear and call her mindy, see how long you can hold on for. Extra points if you shoot your load before she kills you.

"I cant believe you pulled off a dirty keely!"

by Spunkymonkey96872 August 20, 2019