Jesus Zipper, the line of skin that goes from the base of your man stick (penis) straight down and around your pill pouch (scrotum) all the way to your brown star (anus).
The term Jesus Zipper was coined by AJ Styles after a mishap in the ring that left him straddling the ropes in an unceremonious fashion. During an interview he said "I landed right on my Jesus Zipper."
by Rattleshark December 7, 2016
Get the jesus zippermug. Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Brroklyn's Jesus was one of the greatest M.C of all time.He is known as the Brooklyn's Jesus because he was Brooklyn's savior. Meaning he brought back the east coast, New York's hip hop.
by PrinceKush March 1, 2017
Get the Brooklyn Jesusmug. When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.
Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.
by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016
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You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.
by lendf8930 May 8, 2011
Get the Junkyard Jesusmug. Jesus Town refers to the town of Weston.Weston is located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada in the northwest end of the city.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.
"Jesus Town" pertains to the many church's that exist within Weston, most of them being seemingly out of place.
by DDFR March 2, 2011
Get the Jesus Townmug. When you decide to spend your morning, afternoon, or weekend watching The Chosen. When you look forward to the next episode of The Chosen and what will be revealed to you; Watching The Chosen over and over again because it is such a blessing; knowing you will see something new that you did not see the previous time. Becoming so familiar with The Chosen that reciting their lines becomes a game you play with your friends and family. Sharing The Chosen with every person you know and asking them to share it with every person they know and so on and so on...
I am so excited to binge Jesus today with the watch party we set up. The Chosen is such a great show that I now binge Jesus at least once a week.
by Jesus Super Freak July 25, 2021
Get the binge Jesusmug. by Marzocchi66 December 3, 2007
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