Jesus riding a dinosaur

A phrase used in IRC and internet message-boards, especially gaming boards, to respond to news that's old or outdated. Variations include "Jesus rides by on a dinosaur" or "Jesus waves from his dinosaur." The exact phrase isn't as important as the image itself.

See also: "walking with the dinosaurs"

1st Post: Whoa, they're making a "Doom" movie!

2nd Post: *Jesus rides by on a dinosaur*

by Demon-Fighter Ash May 10, 2005

Jesse

Jesse is cool and if u see him you know he can say the n word

Hey that’s Jesse he can say the n word

by Beaner467464 November 3, 2019

Jesenia

A really cute girl who can be very crazy and fun to hang out with. She is a heart stealer and can get both genders if she wants!

Guy 1: im hungry for a jesenia

by NicoleMarieeStarr April 23, 2009

Jessie's Girl

A girl a guy would like to date, but she's currently dating his best friend. A cool guy would give it up, "bros before hoes" and all, but....
*shrugs*

JESSIE'S GIRL---RICK SPRINGFIELD LYRICS
Jessie is a friend,
yeah, I know he's been
a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed
that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl
and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah 'n' he's holding her
in his arms late,
late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn't seem to be
a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
when they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
but the point is probably moot
'Cos she's watching him with those eyes
And she's lovin' him with that body,
I just know it
And he's holding her
in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
Where can I find a woman,
where can I find a woman like that
And I'm lookin' in the mirror all the time,
wondering what she don't see in me
I've been funny,
I've been cool with the lines
Ain't that the way
love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that
You know, I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl
I want Jessie's girl,
where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie's girl,
I wish that I had Jessie's girl,
I want,
I want Jessie's girl

by Jazz256 January 5, 2009

jumping jesus on a pogo stick

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

by sinner January 20, 2003

Jesy

The cutest, sweetest, most baddass chick on the planet.

She's a real Jesy!

by PJ13 May 25, 2019

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019