by Correa123fuckoff November 24, 2021
Get the Jonathanmug. A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.
by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018
Get the Jonathan Daymug. A junkie who lives on the streets, Mf got the biggest forhead, he a rat 🐁and a monkey 🐒, Jonathan can’t fight for shit always loses in everything. He a tweaker, he be laughing at him own self all the time, always sleeps lazy bih got nun to do. He has such sexy feet I js wanna lick them so bad 😍 he speder than ever
by chenela January 27, 2022
Get the Jonathanmug. A fucking hot ass sexy ass bitch who doesn't fucking love me back and he's creeped out by me JUST BECAUSE i wrote a porn about how we had sex (we didn't) and like i have sex with him alot in my head and i need some help he IS SO HOT OMG!!1!
Someone: have you seen jonathan
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
Me: sexy fucking bitch i've stalked him so hard i know where he lives and i know more about him then he does
Someone: ....WTF never talk to me again you sociopath ass talking to inanimate objects looking ass
by Blanco niña December 29, 2019
Get the Jonathanmug. hm.. the best person you could possibly meet! he's always so sweet and kind to everyone, even strangers. he's honestly so pure and you're the luckiest person on earth if you know him (even more if he loves you)😩 he has crazy logic that drives you insane sometimes but always tries his best to be a better person -even when you cant tell- deserves all the happiness there is :) ALSO HIGHKEY A MOMMYS BOY and a baby, i love you more than anything
by nataliext November 25, 2021
Get the jonathanmug. The horrible hybrid of Dylan and Calin. Got disowned by his family into a dumpster fire. The only person that loves him is his sex slave named Janelle. Would stick his dick into a wall if need be.
by YeNehSideKee April 29, 2019
Get the Jonathan Hayesmug. by YABOYLUKAAAS April 24, 2017
Get the jonas jonathan gustaffsonmug.