The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j
"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
Get the suck j mug.A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot
OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
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Get the Suck Fuck mug.The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.
by leafenway October 20, 2012
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Tim: "Dude, instead of going to Kelly's party last night and getting shwasted, I stayed home Sucking COD for 17 hours!"
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
Tim's Friend: "Dude, you really need to stop sucking COD its bad for you".
by wtown November 14, 2011
Get the Sucking COD mug.A suckle given only by Layne Cargill herself. This suckle, or suckage, is very prime and more exquisite than any other’s.
Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
You: “Just received a Cargill Suck and it’s hard to focus on my footsteps.”
by kurtcolayne October 22, 2019
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Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’
Len: ‘Listen Bob, when you can learn to suck a yucky come back and talk to me then.’
by Raceready October 21, 2020
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