Human Cannoli

When you skin someone's scrotum, roll it up and bust a nut into it, giving the appearance of a cannoli.

What did you say about me? You say that again and I will give you a human cannoli.

by Egg Nutt August 15, 2019

fuck human

An absolutely deplorable human being. Completely useless simpleton who will never be successful or loved by anyone.

Ryan is such a fuck human.

by s_m_s October 31, 2019

Normal Human Behaviour

The irrational fear of confetti. Those with decency and rationale fear confetti. When ever confetti is seen the thoughts “this will never be fully cleaned” and “the person who will have to clean this will have a hellacious day”. People with a conscience do not use confetti not only as it makes them uncomfortable but because they care about others. People who say they like confetti are foolish, dumb, stupid, idiotic, contumelious, pretentious, ostentatious among other things but should not be hated due to the high possibility they have an underlying mental illness. Confetti is sin. Confetti is hell. It is not worth your salvation.

Wow. He uses confetti, quite disgruntling.
She likes confetti?? Disgusting

I heard he is a Normal Human Being and exhibits Normal Human Behaviour . What an example of how to behave.

by JustinTheWanker December 28, 2021

Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.

Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”

by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020

huar

Andrew Dice Clay's pronunciation of "whore".

"Awright hope you had a wonderful time. Bye now....huar..."
-Andrew Dice Clay, The Day The Laughter Died

by Dave March 25, 2004

spontaneous human combustion

The occassion when a human being may spontaneously burst into flame with no external interference. Generally happnes to the aged. Most victims do not survive, and combust when alone. Therefore, there are not many witnessess to spontaneous human combustion, or S.H.C.
However, there have been people who have suffered S.H.C and survived, albiet for only a short while afterwards.

S.H.C does not tend to leave much in the way of bodily remains; most victims leave just the lower leg, a singed hole in the floor, and a pile of greasy ash.
Reasons for this are still only theories, but the extreme heat required to reduce a human body to ash in the space of minutes is intense, and the flames act unaturaly.
In one such case, an elderly doctor spontaneously combusted whilst at home alone. When found, his kneecap and ashes where in the basement, and his foot and slipper left on the lip of the hole on the floor above. His aluminium walker, that should by all means be a puddle of molten metal, was fully intact, including the rubber tips.

S.H.C is not a proven phenomena, and is not a recognized cause of death.

The old doctor apparently died when he spontaneously combusted. Many blamed the phenomena, spontaneous human combustion for his unnatural death.

by Roadie Farla May 22, 2007

human

A poor sad species that I pity.

I have all of the extra-terrestrial and android friends that I need, I fit right in. Ahem,

I CONTROL THE WEATHER!!! mwahahaha

by Rane July 28, 2003