mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.

I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!

by rzagt March 4, 2009

Halmstad hook

The halmstad hook is an advanced sexual maneuver involving felching and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in Sweden where it is very popular. It builds on top of felching by taking the semen extracted from the recipient's anus (in this case called "Swedish Cheese") and delivering it into same recipient's mouth via a french kiss. This may be followed by a swift slap on the ass.

Dagmar blew his load in Greta's ass and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he'd just left. Then, to Greta's surprise, Dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty Swedish Cheese deep into her mouth. After completing the Halmstad Hook, he slapped her roughly on the ass after this.

by Jou Blou April 24, 2010

hook up

1. make out with someone
2. get together with someone (as a date)

i hooked up with that guy...he was yummy

by Ronnie May 25, 2003

hoohoos

Plural form of hoohoo.

Female breasts, usually referred to in pairs.

"I just felt a chick's hoohoos!"

by Rock*Star June 23, 2006

honko

A term that refers to an unattractive female that will usually have a large and unsightly nose. This can also be used to describe ugly or irrating person that may annoy you

' Look at her lad, she is such a honko!'
'You pulled such a honko last night!'
'Alright honko!'

by M.Hoey February 3, 2005

hooker

1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed.
2. Target practice.

1. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my wallet and my sex enhancing pills.
2. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my grenades and rocket launcher.

by Doom June 30, 2003

hook up

Getting intimate without getting emotional.

that hook up with ben dosent mean anythign. i like matt!

by Specialklala5 November 2, 2006