ham lake minnesota

fucking farmville

full of karen soccer moms and druggies

“i’m going to ham lake minnesota” “that’s unfortunate”

by ow169459 November 13, 2019

Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.

"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"

by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019

Ham & Jam

British equivalent of ejaculate & evacuate, & others. The term is used when one penetrates another & then leaves them.

Ron went out to the bar at 9PM, met a girl, went into her apartment, & made the Ham & Jam after 1 hour of getting behind pleasure.

by MaleHandle February 27, 2020

Ham Pumper

Another term for a chronic masturbation in a man or boy

Rickey if you turn into a Ham Pumper you’re gonna go blind!

by Pneumothorax man May 17, 2020

Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.

1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut

by Hamhuts December 20, 2020

ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham

Jordan’s wife is a Ham Beast.

by RoxyB April 28, 2021