Guidouche

A person that is half Guido and Half Douche Bag. Usually dressed in button up shirts and crunchy over gelled hair.

"I'll never understand why this guy insists on dressing like a Guidouche."

by Llennodc March 28, 2010

Guderian

A name for a person with a searing intellect and who is well hard.
Normally dressed in the latest designer gear and with young,beautiful women draped across him.

"Did you see that Guderian last night"?
"Yes he's well hard and looks like a Hollywood star".

by Uncle Colin October 29, 2010

Guido

A distinct individual. A Guido is mysterious and he always keeps you wanting to know more about him. He has this killer smile that can make you melt, and they may be shy at first but once you get to know a Guido you find yourself becoming really interested in one. They have this unique sense of humor and Guidos always have you smiling even when you're not with one. They're very strong willed and talented. They're usually tall and have really nice shoulders. Guidos have a strong sexth appeal, and theres just something unique about a Guido that keeps you really drawn to him. Guidos are too modest about themselves and don't tend to realize how great they really are and that can get irritating sometimes.. Make sure to always be there for your Guido, and if you find a Guido you're pretty lucky because they're rly hard to find..

girl 1: woah you're dating a Guido?

girl 2: yeah I know it took me forever to find one!

by askdhsuw July 18, 2014

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

Gideon

To be gone.

An exaggeration of something disappearing

That car went so fast, now its gideon

Where's John? Hes gone like gideon

by Pawley the beast May 29, 2017

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

by shipyardtrash777 June 17, 2013

Sugar Glider

A young female at or around the age of 18 who often lies about her age in order to gain entry to bars in order to flirt/hook up with older guys. Often found in a bar, the name stems from the Sugar Glider's tendency to be fairly new to the world of alcohol, and as a result, she can often be found drinking the most sickeningly sweet concoctions available at the bar, and will refuse beer of any kind. Accompanied by older siblings that helped sneak her in, the Sugar Glider's companions often are too drunk or preoccupied to realize she is masquerading as a 21 year old college junior. The Sugar Glider's main targets are healthy looking males in the 21-26 age range. The damage is twofold: 1) The unsuspecting male may run into very serious legal problems depending on the actual age of the sugar glider. 2) The companions will take flak from friends and family the next day for allowing the Sugar Glider out of their sight long enough to create trouble. If you suspect you have encountered a Sugar Glider, it is best to playfully attempt to verify her age by looking at her ID, asking her companions her age, or by asking her questions about things in life outside of high school. Sugar Gliders often exhibit signs of being drunker and louder than anyone else in the bar, and are known for often spilling their drinks on the floor or other people and playfully squealing "Ohhhh maaah gawwwd. I'm sooo sorrrry!".

I made out with some chick at the bar last night. It's a good thing things didn't go any further because she turned out to be a Sugar Glider.

by HunkasaurusSex January 12, 2009