groupovore

A person, or highly intelligent animal, who dines almost exclusively on group-on, groupbuy, levelup and etc. deals.

As a grad student, I'm a total groupovore, I'm too broke to pay full price for meals.

by Juess June 3, 2011

Grouponcide

A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.

Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!

by spineman November 22, 2011

Groupanic

The fear & anxiety caused by the sudden realization that you've purchased too many Groupons (or other similar "deal of the day" online certificates) and have no time to use them before they expire.

I'm in a total Groupanic, I have three restaurant deals expiring this Friday and none of my friends want to have dinner with me. What a waste, I could have used that money on beer & porn instead!

by DelilahHarmonia October 27, 2011

Groupulations

The stipulations that Groupon/the businesses offering a Groupon put on their offers.

Person 1: Did you see the Groupon offer today? $25 for $50 worth of food.

Person 2: That's great, but what are the Groupulations?

by jrs034 January 3, 2012

group text bomb

When 2 or more people with a group text feature add a person who doesn't and text the shit out of them

Let's group text bomb bobby, he's still has a flip phone

by Louismh08 January 10, 2014

Groupie

A selfie taken with three or more people

Did you see my pics on facebook? There was a super cute selfie and a few fun groupies too!

by Mik Segoviaberg October 10, 2014

group straight

To only to be sexually interested in 2 or more of the opposite sex at a time

You know that dude is group straight cuz he only fucks with two women at a time.

by (.)(.)00000 October 14, 2014