stump grinder

A person, who is sexually aroused by rubbing themselves against an amputee's remaining limb.

Mark is such a stump grinder, he became a physical therapist to find dates.

by LaBelleEstelle March 12, 2014

jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

by Kenneth Whitlock February 3, 2007

grundle monkey

1.) The grundle monkey is a ravenous beast that hunts the gouch spider. See gouch spider for further explanations.

2.) Used to describe a compulsive lying monkey claiming to deserve three purple hearts, and a bag of poop. Slang for John Kerry.

1.) The grundle monkey is attacking!

2.) The grundle monkey is still attacking!

by Bob the Builder September 8, 2004

grundled

A feeling of general laziness, lack of motivation or tiredness - that could be overcome if you really gave a damn.

After a big night out, I woke up hangover free but feeling completely grundled. So I bought some KFC and watched a couple of videos.

by systematicd March 4, 2009

grundle cheese fondue

The melting of grundle cheese into a liquid form, often served with fresh cockflesh, guacamole or quesadillas.

I had some fine grundle cheese fondue the other day with some fresh meaty cockflesh.

by thedankeymix November 18, 2010

faggot grinder

1. A women who rubs her nanyhoo onto a gay man's leg.
2. A pneumatic machine allegedly created by small-cap investors to extract homosexuality from human skin.

1. I saw that faggot grinder dancing with Chad in the club last night, she was aggressive.

2. Plans to erect the first national faggot grinder have been initiated un der supervision of NATO.

by Jonathon Davis January 28, 2012

london meat grinder

When a partner with missing teeth gives oral sex.

Dude, that whore gave me a london meat grinder. My cock is hurting.

by Abstract1179 February 9, 2015