Gandalfing

The result of lighting a pipe perfectly as to keep the weed or tobacco burning without subsequent lighting attempts.

Here, hit that bowl quick, its gandalfing

by The apocolypse April 23, 2011

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

by Kristin March 21, 2005

grand theft auto

best fucking game ever made....

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!

After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto

by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

Arroyo Grande High School

A school full of stuck up shit heads, although their school has a nice campus.

Fuck Arroyo Grande High School.

by Napkins Carlos November 30, 2010

Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.

Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.

by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018

Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

by Flip flop 80 April 25, 2019

grand bitchery

1. The highest forms of bitchery and bitchy behavior

I'm dumping her sorry ass for grand bitchery

by Alaras February 24, 2008