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A small town in San Luis Obispo county that is free from the living on the streets beaner infested Santa Maria, the totally stuck up Bros in San Luis, and the wannabe gangster cornfed hicks from Atascadero and Paso Robles. Shares a pretty peaceful coalition with Grover, Shell, Avila, and Pismo Beach as a humble and gorgeous town with a kick ass, world renowned Olympic Gold Medal winning Shotput and Discus squad.
"Hey didn't that Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown come from Arroyo Grande?"

"Yeah, good thing too. At any other place she would have been on the streets or getting a farmers tan in Santa Maria or Atascadero."
by Atownslobrosstfu April 15, 2009
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The least diverse town in San Luis Obispo County. 17,000 residents in 2010 and they're all white people. Used to be a really cool place in the early-1990s and late-1980s, but now it is unexciting and just boring. Mostly middle-class, but there are upper-middle class and affluent neighborhoods north of the 101.

There are few activities available in Arroyo Grande which has made a majority of the teenagers in this town doing a variety of drugs on a weekly basis. The teenagers in Arroyo Grande are mainly douchebags/sluts/drug addicts. Most graduate from AGHS and pursue their lives elsewhere, since they have been culture-starved for 18 years.

The cost of housing here is almost as high as San Luis Obispo. $500,000 will get you a 1-story three bedroom house less than 2,000 square feet, and it costs more closer to the ocean. And for what? There's seriously nothing interesting here except for the beach.

The few college students here, who haven't moved elsewhere for some odd reason, seem to be regretting staying here since all they do is yell obscenities at frightened children on the streets and frequent the bustdown liquor stores run by Oceano residents.

It might be cool to move here if you're an old person, but your children will resent it.
Oh, I know Lindsay! She's the typical Arroyo Grande teenage girl. She pops pills and gives blowjobs to the penis garden that accumulates in her room on weekends.
by n1gg4n1gg4n1gg4n1gg4n1gg4 January 03, 2012
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"what should we do?"

"Uh, movies?"

"well thats all there is to do in Arroyo Grande so ya"
by aseijeflwkaefj August 31, 2008
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Literally "Big Gutter," Arroyo Grande (or AG) is a great place for a nice ethnic family to settle down and pick strawberries into the wee hours of the morning. Not far from some great places like Pismo Beach, Paso Robles, Atascadero, and Santa Maria. Also home to plenty of drunk chicks with tramp stamps.
I'm so tired from pickin berries all the live long day in Arroyo Grande.
by tiyah July 17, 2006
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A crappy little town near San luis Obispo. The name translates to "Big Ditch" and that's basically what it is. Full of mexicans and poor white folk, the residents of AG enjoy hating on the more affluent areas around them while only dreaming to one day live there. Nobody moves to AG, people only upgrade their lives and move out. This place breeds slutty girls that lose their virginity at age 14 and are full of STI's and oxycontin by age 18. AG sucks balls, go to SLO or Pismo or anywhere besides AG and you will be happy.
"I met a girl from Arroyo Grande who was a big slut with a loose vag, what was i thinking talking to her!?"
by FuckAGSoCalForLife August 10, 2009
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