Germometry

N. Like geometry, but it involves mathmatic equations all equal to "your mom."
Really hilarious to say when you are angry with your current math situation.

I can't come over today on account of my excessive Germometry homework.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 18, 2009

gerszt

Synonym for topless

Ahhh it's so hot, I think I'm gonna go gerszt (and reveal my hot bod)

Oh look at Dan, he's gerszt again

by King of the Mods August 24, 2009

German taxidermist

Scout for Roadkill, (most preferably squirrels) search for an animal where intestines are ejected from the carcass and dirtied by the road. Pull over at the site. Before touching the animal in any other way, take a knee on the street over the dead animal and using your teeth, tear away a small piece of flesh from the abdomen serving to create a new orifice. Peel carcass from road and stuff all external offal back into the carcass. Bring home and sew shut all orifices (excluding the one you created with your teeth) to create a bag-like contraption. Over the course of several weeks, repeatedly masturbate into the open orifice, leaving all ejaculated semen in the carcass. When the carcass is visibly bloated with semen, (and sufficiently decomposed) squeeze all contents into frying pan and fry the carcass therein. Eat with salt and garden vegetables.

I have been preparing a German Taxidermist dinner for about two and a half weeks to serve at my wedding.

by plyd011 December 24, 2010

Germalian

Someone who's race/ethnicity half German half Italian.

We were talking about Ethnicity in school today and I exsplained how i'm half German and half Italian, makeing me a Germalian.

by Hollyy' MaliBu March 16, 2011

german touchdown

When you're plowing a Brazilian girl from behind and you knock her arms out from underneath her to where she cries and you scream "GOAL" at the top of your lungs.

Just gave my girlfriend a German touchdown last night.

by the 4 caballeros July 14, 2014

Germexican

A shortened term a person born from a Mexican parent and a German parent will use to describe their ethnicity.

Phu: Chris what race are you?
Chris: I'm a Germexican.

Phu: You're German and Mexican?
Chris: Yes you fucking rice farmer.

by TheGermanDoge July 27, 2016

german fun pit

When a mosh pit at a German heavy metal concert turns into a sex orgy.

Also the name of a delicious dessert in some rural towns in southern Germany.

I feel both confused and regretful regarding my role in last night's German fun pit.

by Coco Sean December 30, 2016