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Gary the Squirrel 

Gary, a squirrel, is a mediocre ice-skater. He skated 2 years with the infamous Chaz Micheal Micheals and supposidly has a thrid ball.
Chaz"When we were gettin' stoned out by the busstop, he said he had a third ball" Gary the squirrel is dumbfounded.
A good looking pair of tits.

Opposite of "Douglas's"
Person 1: " How come your'e not dating Melissa anymore?"
Person 2: "She has some pretty f*cked up teeth"
Person 1: "yeah but did you see those Garys?"
Garys by Chateau Bob September 5, 2010
An asshole.

Specifically, Oprahs's asshole in the South Park episode entitled "A Million Little Fibers"
I'm oprah's Gary.

(located right behind Oprah's Minge)
Gary by BMK Media May 2, 2006

gary glitter 

ryhming slang for shitter
bez takes it up the gary glitter
gary glitter by lukeboi December 7, 2006
"Gary, you are good people."

"Sydney, ...... you're good people."

And then laughter. :D
Gary by Kari Tam September 4, 2010
A person who originates from Gibraltar, who lives in a tree house with the apes under the big blue god. They can only speak Gibraltarian and do not know what pork is.
Lizzy: What's that up in the trees?
Sophia: Oh that's just a Gary.
Gary by Canters December 2, 2011