A modification of standing congress, the stud finder involves picking up the woman and having her lean back. Back parallel to the ground. Approach a wall and begin to thrust while slide stepping down the wall. After putting a couple holes in the wall, find a support (a stud) and promptly hang a picture. Hopefully you'll have a wall full of pictures... eventually.
After doing the stud finder last night a family of 4 ended up in the hospital with broken spines and 4 new Van Gogh's were hung on my wall.
by No Crabs, but I have VD October 4, 2009
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i.e. "Make this shot to support The Johnzze Fund"
"Denied, ring that one up to The Johnzze Fund"
"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"
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"you gonna need to give more than that to get Johnzze some ass"
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by John February 23, 2004
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Get the Findlay mug.A man who can only get it up while masturbating at his computer. Almost always looking at nugget(people with no arms or legs) porn or midget porn. Generally goes by the name of Steve!!!!
Man Mike I saw that Steve really has become a porn feind, cause I saw those two nuggets on his background doing it doggystyle!!!
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Person A: Okay so get this...how about for a new video game, we pit four players against a zombie invasion! Except here's the twist: all the zombies are CLOWN zombies!
Person B: FUND IT!
Person B: FUND IT!
by Mattanonymous February 15, 2009
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Don''t invite Mary to the party! She's a real friend finder - I spent half the night trying to shake her at the last one.
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