too much free time

something most people who define words here have

youve all got too much free time

by oracle March 12, 2004

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks July 29, 2008

free-ninety-nine

When something costs nothing because one stole it.

Dude it cost me FREE-NINETY-NINE.

by Mark Towe December 7, 2005

freebie

when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.

Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!

by freebie March 26, 2013

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

by M Digga August 24, 2006

Free Republic

An insipid Republican chat room masquerading as a "conservative forum." Also, a lesson in how not to run a successful website.

Hey, have you guys seen that critical op-ed about Dubya posted to Free Republic? LOL. No, really.

by GJP July 30, 2008

free baggin

When your eating ham straight from the bag.

Yo you making a sandwich?
Nah, Im just free baggin.

by shoe February 23, 2005