joe's flakes

When Joe comes over your house and squats over a bowl and drops his drawers. On this day he has a particularly bad case of itchy scrot and anal gout. He then will scratch his genitals and anal orifice while the bowl collects his delicious offering. Then he abuses his case of anal seepage and hemorrhaging and fills the bowl with his bloody filth. This is a delicacy which every man woman and child should enjoy.

Joe came over the other day gave every member of my family a bowl of joe's flakes.

by Joe Himself June 2, 2011

Flakey McSnakey

n- alt of Bloaf.
Vain bum-bandit, who has a flakey bell.
orig.- Vicky- F-S's ex.

1. Its flakey snake, (peel,peel,flake,flake)
He's a real flakey snake.
2. i)Well at least he isn't Welsh
ii)And at least he doesn't flake
3. Is that a blizzard? -no its Flakey McSnakey

by Tom (Welsh) January 18, 2005

Flacking

An older woman getting with a youger man/teenage boy around 10 or more years younger than her and makeing him her "ToyBoy". Commonly frowned upon especially by teenage girls who would rather the guy be with someone his own age and not with a cougar.

Made famous by the UK Xtra factor host Caroline Flack (32) getting close and personal with Harry Styles(17) member of the British/Irish boyband One Direction.

Girl 1: "OMG! Did you here about that senior boy haveing an affair with that 33yr old?!

Girl 2: "Are you serious?! No! Eww thats soo bad! And to think I had a massive crush on him before."

Girl 1:"IKR! I wish that stupid cougar would Eff off, stop Flacking and get with someone her own age! ugh."

by OhSNAPlawl December 18, 2011

Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.

"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."

by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009

Flack

The extra saggy skin around the vagina or scrotum. Usually is left if not circumsized. Dangles or hangs from body when very warm or hot in lower body region. Can be pulled on when having sex and usually gets in the way of a condom. Flack is common on males and can get stinky if kept unclean.

"Dude! Your flack is hanging out of your boxers!"

"Girl-let me see your flack."

by Bob Bobby Bobbyman March 3, 2009

Craigslist Flake

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.

The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.

by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

flackets

Fanny flaps!!!!

Fuck me, my flackets are itching!

by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004