felcha

it involves 2 gay guys one puts his dick up his ass then cums up his ass and then sucks it out with a straw.

Gay Couple

by Lee May 24, 2004

felching

As we all know, felching primarily refers to shoving rodents up one's bum. Of course, we all have an urge to shove a small furry animal up our butt from time to time, but it's dangerous. Richard Gere, for example, was rumoured to have had a sad incident with a hamster, which required a surgeon to get it out.

Felching is used to stimulate the so called male G-spot, which is found somewhere up the anus. Putting the poor rodent in the freezer before inserting him makes him shiver, which makes him act like a vibrator, massaging your G-spot. When he unfreezes, I hope he eats through your colon.

by turkeydurkey July 18, 2016

fetch

a lame attempt for band nerds to sound cool.

my new clarinet is totally fetch.

by paluzzi September 6, 2005

Felching

When the ejaculate is licked from the anus after ejaculation into said anus.

Trent was way into felching my anus, so I dumped him.

by A-A-Ron22 December 4, 2016

fetch

fetch is everything. fetch is godly. fetch is the new cool replacement of 2009. it will spread across the country like a unquenchable wild fire. fetch is love. fetch is trust. fetch is everything that everyone wants to be. The antonym is CRUNCH

Omg, that chanel dress is so fetch!
Can you believe that she saved those 50 kids from the burning building? How fetch!
That party last night was so fetch!
Jeffree Star is totally the fetchest.

by Wally Willerstein(Wade) January 13, 2009

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies

wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!

by barbarella June 8, 2004