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scrambled fetus

A mangled, undeveloped chicken fetus that is scrambled, put into my mouth, and pooped out later.
I'd like some pancakes, a hash brown, and a scrambled fetus!
by fOokz October 23, 2003
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Angry Fetus

Making a guy believe you're giving him the most awesome blowjob ever but then all of a sudden munch and crunch on his genitalia, rendering them useless from there on out, while he drops down in fetal position.
Nick was being a dick so Hung gave him an angry fetus.
by cjay May 10, 2006
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Feces of Death

Dying in an attempt to expel an abnormal amount of toxins through means of shitting, much like Elvis.
Sweat poured from his body as he faced the Feces of Death while rocking on the toilet.
by sinner86 February 10, 2008
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fetus vacation

A period of time lasting approximately 8 to 9 months. Relating to the time span that a fetus is housed in the womb.
"Man daniel, my vacation is too long"
"Well Darcie, about how long is it?"
"Two whole weeks!"
"Well, try 8 months"
"What is that, a vacation for a fetus?! You're taking a fetus vacation!"
by Darcie Elyse August 18, 2007
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Focus

Usually pertaining to weed. Can be whatever gets you high. Also, can be the state of being high.
Hey man you bring that focus? Yeah man I got you.

Man I'm focused as fuck right now.

Yo man you aight? Yeah I'm good. Just a lil focused.
by C-Hizzle222 March 24, 2010
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Loss of focus

1. Inability to pay attention to discussions of importance at home or at work.

2. Blurred vision caused by intense orgasms usually the result of skilled oral sex or fucking. A man or woman may have a vacant look or not be able to see clearly after fucking and even after dressing and joining friends or business associates.
A pal may lean over to you at a party and say that Sarah looks like she has a loss of focus and suggests that she and Bill have been in a back bedroom balling each others eyes out.
by neverdone January 21, 2008
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Ford Focus

A slang term for a bad car. Usually a car that has been in a serious accident, or a car that will not work any longer.
Wow, you really do have one hell of a Ford Focus! Man that should be about 20,000 dollars worth of repairs.
by Brian November 4, 2003
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